Think this will make the blog rounds?
So in my "6 boring things about me" post, I mentioned I was shameless. Someone has since said: Prove it. So here you go. 6 disgusting things about me that I should never ever admit in public.
1. I shed like a wolverine. (But then, is there really a need to admit this since anyone who's spent any time with me finds this out on their own?)
2. I have a framed picture of the seven different kinds of pooh hanging in my guest bathroom. Just for grins and giggles. (See to the left for a visual)
2. I have a framed picture of the seven different kinds of pooh hanging in my guest bathroom. Just for grins and giggles. (See to the left for a visual)
3. At an RWA conference, I wore a beautiful green dress that my butt decided to eat. Yes, I walked out of a bathroom with my dress inside my underwear. No one stopped me, no one told me. I only found out when I tried to smooth said dress as I sat down and encountered skin.
4. I can eat anything while discussing anything. Eat spaghetti while talking about fly larva? Why not?
5. I was called the Bearded Lady and Mustache Girl in school. (That's what happens when you're a pale wolverine)
6. When I was in junior high, I kissed Kirk Cameron's poster so much it developed a hole over the lips.
So there!
I just want you to know, if I'd seen you with your dress tucked into your panties, I would've told you. Just as soon as I put the camera away.
Louisa Edwards said... 10:43 AM
The real question is would you still kiss the Kirk Cameron poster now it you had one?! I know I would if I still had my Billy Idol poster.;)
Kay J said... 11:15 AM
Awesome poo poster! Charlie would love to have one of those in our bathrooms. And you'd be welcome at our house for dinner. All kinds of disgusting conversations occur over meals at our house. My granddaughter was discussing dog poo over a meal with me the other day. Clearly she takes after us. Heh.
Jaci Burton said... 11:21 AM
Had a customer do that one time...nothing but sheer hose under it. Her face got hotter then any sunburn I'd ever seen. Luckly there weren't many people around.
I also have an iron clad stomach...no problem discussing any discusting thing over a meal. The only thing that bothers me to watch it, are things that have to do with the eye.
My family would also get a kick out of the pooh chart. We once had a lively chat about sex with dead bodies and such. Nothing is sacred! lol
Darla said... 11:43 AM
Love the poster. I think it's an educational reference tool everyone should have in their bathroom.
Crystal Jordan said... 11:45 AM
LOL, That was hilarious! Gena is truly shameless
CristyN said... 11:46 AM
If I wasn't laughing so hard I think I'd throw up a little bit from looking at that poster.
Michelle Rowen said... 2:18 PM
I use to kiss my Chad Allen posters back when I was thirteen. :)
Katie(babs) said... 6:57 AM
Nice post Gena. Thanks for the laughs!
Jessica Kennedy said... 7:55 AM
Kirk Cameron? Gena, I don't even know you anymore!
If I had a poo poster in my bathroom-- and this is how disgusting I am-- I would compare to the chart every morning.
Jennifer Armintrout said... 9:27 AM
OMG! I also had a Kirk Cameron poster! I was obsessed.
Not so much anymore. He's lost his appeal. But...sigh...what lovely memories! Thanks for bringing 'em back!
P.S. love your books!
Rachel Whittingham said... 12:30 PM
What Louisa said.
Kristen Painter said... 9:44 AM
I'm waaaaay too interested in that poster.
Poop. The ultimate diagnostic tool.
Esri Rose said... 11:11 AM
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