Tips to base your life upon
I am going to leave you with random Do’s and Don'ts to consider over the weekend, since I myself was in desperate need of these tips:
Don’t turn your straightening iron on then walk away from it for several hours while you cuss out your current WIP (work in progress) hero for not revealing pertinent information about himself earlier, the rat fink bastard, then return to said iron to fix your hair and find you’ve just singed off a nice-sized hunk of it
Don’t eat spicy chicken enchiladas then leave your house without checking your teeth
Do make sure your skirt is not tucked into your panties when you leave the bathroom
Do make sure your friend’s child is a girl before you rave about her lovely hair, only to discover “she” is a “he”
Don’t push “send” on an email until you’ve double checked that you aren’t sending your entire reader newsletter group an attachment of all three of your newest proposals
If these tips save anyone from making a huge fool of themselves, well, it still wasn’t worth it for me.

