Gena Showalter's Weblog

Geez. In a couple of those you look frighteningly like Ben Affleck. The butt, not so much.

I've got a guy to sell. Keep us posted on the progress.

Wow, that's whole lotta butts goin' on. Do you think that's your best feature? Cute face (and butt), but I'm more of a pecs-and-abs girl. Can we get a pic of that? And how long do we get to keep the guy once we purchase? Any rules on what we use them for? We should establish this right up front, ya know?

FYI--Ebay does have rules about people-selling, they got in trouble few years back over mail-order brides or something. Best to stick with your own script ;-)

Yeah I would say it was my best feature...not a bad face or smile either though, but hands down, personality is my best trait. I just can't see people paying for pesonality though, if I were bidding on a girl tha....hold on, I just realized, we can put some chicks on the block too! YES YES YES!!!!

Dang!! I had to run,grab and put the quizzing glasses on to make sure I saw what I think I saw, which is what I do see.
That is one tight, firm butt!!
How would a person classify that under eye candy???
One-eyed candy?
Gads....I'm gonna step outside where it's 27 degrees. I need to chill.

Okay, damn it, we need input!!! So far we have Ruthie comment about Ben Affleck (which I am not sure is a good or bad thing) thanks though ;-) Crystal, as we would expect, merely wanting more pictures! And Michelle just being silly,. yet highly flattering...grrr. (I commented on your comment michelle...wink wink) Although we have ruled Ebay out I think, that is all we have done, no ideas on the general scope of things. Now if you leave me to decide, then it will be a very simple process, we have approx. 30 "units" available per month, and they are no reserve, starting at a buck each...why? Because this guy digs on some perverted romance writing girls! Their would be little fun in it that way, so help me out here, and let's get some more feedback...you don't have to think I am good looking to write, because when we get us another man (or woman) on the block you will be wishing you had given some input!!!

Ben Affleck is a good thing!

And you didn't answer what services are provided to the winner of the auction. I mean, if I take a guy out to dinner, I expect something... *evil laugh*

Amelia, if I know Matt like I think I do, you might have just got yourself the victory with that comment LOL. No charge, either.

Bwahahahaha! Hey, where is this auction at, anyway? I've been known to bid on much less... useful... things. (Such as a Tostito with the image of the Virgin Mary on it. In my defense, I was trying to run up the bidding since it's a friend's auction, only now it looks like I'm gonna have to pay $11 for the thing. Ack!)

This auction is here on the blog.

I think, for the sake of legality, I must stress that the winner will just get a date out of this. Anything more is on your time. :)

Will you take a Holy Tostito in trade, Matt? LOLOLOL!

Depends on your definition of a date, really... >:)

I anticipate a bidding war.

I'm still stuck on the butt.
The date I'm inspired to pursue requires leather....

I'll be interested in....
a date on a Harly.
Hence, leather...chaps.

Where will the proceeds go, Charity?
I'm cool with that.
Who'll be next...Orlando?
Or, who's that Pitt guy...is he up for grabs....voting?
Christmas IS coming up and all.

I'm married, so I can't bid. I do have several buddies champing at the bits to bid. I just can't believe he took a pic of the tush! What a personality.

Oh my. If I wasn't married, that boy would be in trouble. *grin* What a hottie!!!!

I don't usually like blonds, but yeah, you're smokin'..

The butt thing is totally scandalous.

But whaddup with the girl cut out of that first pic? You have to give us the story so one of us doesn't end up like her one day, cut out of your pics as you try to solicit internet action..

Michele, that Pitt guy will never be auctioned. He's mine. All mine.

So how do you not get cut out of pictures...hmmm...well the best thing to ensure it, is to be a charming sexy girl who adores me so much that you stalk me, as you can't resist talking to me, that right there will surely get you some points...sound familiar anyone? ;-)

LOL Gena....
No Pitt, huh?
Guess I'll stick with a sure thing.
Matt.
I don't mind having the "head" cut off. Adds mystery. Intrigue.
Suspense.
Speaking of which...when will the "auction" mostly likely begin?
Is is restricted to your local area? Shipping our date by UPS might be a little rough on the UPS guy.

Matt...Matt...Matt...You poor, misguided boy (oops) I mean MAN. What you really want/desire/long for isn't a "perverted romance writing girl." It's a Perverted Romance Writing WOMAN. Come over to the Dark Side, Matty, baby...(uh, that means over 40, sweet thang).

I found it! I finally found my auction paddle...he he he! :)

NICE HINEY MATT!! ;) Have you been a naughty boy??? HMMMM? MWAH HA HA *ebil ebil laughter* ;)

I'm ready for the bidding to begin.

I found it! I finally found my auction paddle...he he he! :)

NICE HINEY MATT!! ;) Have you been a naughty boy??? HMMMM? MWAH HA HA *ebil ebil laughter* ;)

I'm ready for the bidding to begin.

Hmmm, Allie posted twice.
Guess she's first in line based on her enthusiasm alone!!!!

Matt, I just caught the *wink-wink*
LOL!!!
I was ....um...a little distracted???

I think the bidding needs to be about ME! Me, me, me. Whoever proves they love me (and my books?)most, should win Matt. That's my take on it, anyway LOL.

that is one sweet piece of ass. I like it, and your sittin on it.

OK, Gena, I'm game.
What would it take?

Reading ALL your books? Heck I read your first book before I even knew who you were.
The second because of the first..THEN I discovered OOTB and through that, you here.

That's blind adoration. Unquestioning and loyal.
Doesn't that count for something??

Sorry guys, don't know what happened...didn't mean to post the same comment twice. Guess that what I get for trying to post and babysit at the same time.

Gena, you know that you are the author goddess and that I worship you endlessly. I have all your book and have read each one several times and recommend your books to everyone I know. Even if you weren't auctioning off Matt...you still would have my full admiration for your writing and your stunning good looks...have you received that modeling/movie contract yet??

MUCH LOVE GUYS AND GALS!

Oooh, Allie, you are GOOD!

OK, Gena, if I win, I'll write to Mr. Pitt and see if I can convince him to send "something" your way.....
I'm getting serious now..... :-)

Well boo hoo, apart from that fact that I am all the way over the other side of the world (England) you will never read this blog because by the time I send it you'll be moving onto the next hot blog subject - which means even if I did enter and win the auction (unfortunately even Matt's hot botty and sexy smile can't sway me from my own good looking dude)where could we meet, on a boat somewhere in the middle of the ocean!?? Oh well I'll guess I will just have to keep reading your brill books and any resulting lusty thoughts will have to be acted out with my man - boy is he in for a treat hee hee.

Gena, were I interested in obtaining a man at this stage in my life, I would ply you with promises of:

1. A pair of hose for every day of the year
2. Laser Hair removal for any part of the body you so desired
3. Your own signature deodorant that changed as you did
4. All the Olive Garden Alfredo sauce you could ever want, plus Southwestern eggrolls as fringe benefits
5. A perennial housemaid (or manservant) to cook, clean, sashay about in tight pants (the manservant, that is)
6. A Luxury touring bus that would chauffer you around the country - no flying ever again
7. A perfume made just for you that would ward off the jerks and morons hanging out at conferences, especially in elevators

ACK!!
I bow before the Mistress of Gena Worship...Kelli.

I know when I'm outta the runnin'.
*sigh* Matt, we would've made history....butt, that's the brakes.

Best of luck ladies!!!!

Michele,

Alas, I am not entering the auction. I simply don't have time for a man right now. Even a prize bull like Matt. He needs a woman who can give him the attention he deserves.

However, my competitive nature would not let me simply not make a gesture. ;-) I guess if I did win, I could in turn gift him to someone. Hmm..."Matt: the gift that keeps on giving."

**snicker/giggle**, Kelli.
That was cute. LOL

Kelli knows me so well! If I ever have to wear hose, I cart around like 50 other pair in case of a rip (she's witnessed this). I have every deodorant ever made (she's seen this as well). She's also seen me eat those eggrolls and that sauce (it's not a pretty sight). She's even flown with me and had to distract me so I wouln't throw up on her shoes. I HATE to clean (so the manservant would be perfect!).

The perfume, well... In my pre-published days, I placed in this writing contest. Went on stage to collect my reward. Then Kelli and I left and we stepped into this elevator. A man jumped (and I mean jumped!) inside just as the doors were closing. He gave me his card and said if I ever needed help getting published, he was more than willing to help. He might even be interested in publishing my books himself.

Am I the only one who notices that Matt wears a lot of plaid?

And that was just the list I was willing to publish in public. :-P

Eee gads!

I couldn't believe what I was seeing. Talk about a blog hopping surprise, lol. I'm a married lady with munchkin, but enjoy a nice hiney as much as the next gal. It was especially nice to see one without fur (Cuban husband...tall, dark, and handsome is unfortunately also accompanied by lots of body hair...ewww!)

Whoa! TMI!!! :-)

So Matt, what exactly does it take for a girl to win you?